First time for everything

So alright. This is my first attempt at this "blogging" thing. Lets see how it goes. Alright, that was kind of a lie. I've had a few blogs over the years of using the interwebs, but nothing worth mentioning and nothing that I bothered to continue upkeeping.

Some background on me: My name's Vinny. I'm 26. I work for a bank. I shit my pants everyday wondering if I'm going to loose my job (not because of the market but because I'm on Facebook all day). I live alone. I like long walks on the beach and blah blah blah. Actually, I hate the beach, but that's neither here nor there. As you already might have figured out, I write things exactly like how I would say them. This is a great advantage to those who know me and a great flaw for those who don't (not only because you might find this hard to follow but also because I'm an awesome person and you're worse off for not knowing me).

With this blog I hope to drop some knowledge/pictures/stories/advice/porn with the world. Stay tuned. More fun just ahead of the curve.